I've mentioned my love of the Campus Watch, UT's hilarious police report, on this blog before. A friend sent along yesterday's report, which contains this gem:
DKR- TEXAS MEMORIAL STADIUM, 2200 Robert Dedman
Robbery: Several UT staff members, faculty, students, and Texas Ex's discovered a fraction of a percentage point had been taken and was transported across state lines. The percentage point was discovered north of the Red River at the campus of another Big 12 South University.