Like everyone else, I thought the opening ceremonies of this year's Beijing Summer Olympics were pretty neat. And I especially enjoyed seeing earthquake survivor and national hero Lin Hao lead in the Chinese team with Yao Ming.
But because I am a bad person, of course the main thing I noticed is that the flag they gave little Lin Hao was, um, well, glued to the stick upside down.
I could make a joke about it having been made in China, but that would be massively inappropriate. Almost as inappropriate as NBC's segment tonight on panda fertility.