Well, that was some change you can Xerox.
I want to know why Major Applewhite gets tickets before I do. Seems my job at the University of Texas at Austin is, you know, slightly more related to the matter at hand than is his. Given that I TEACH the kids about American government. Whatever.
You all missed getting to hear the Librarian sing "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" during HRC's benediction. Too bad for you.