Rock, chalk, wha?
All I know is that the Bad Historian and I had the best seats in the arena, for free, for the Longhorns' takedown of the Kansas Jayhawks. Not only could we see every single play of the game with a completely unobstructed, half court view, we could also watch VY, Aaron Ross, and DKR's every move. And the cameraman let us "be on ESPN" (in HD!) at the half.
What a great game!