take that, sabanation!
Major's coming home!
A sample of the excitement from the fans:
"One time in the fall of 99 I saw Major walk across Town Lake."
"When walking across town lake he didn’t walk on water. He parted the water first."
"Major Applewhite is seven feet tall and kills Aggies by the hundreds."
"Let’s just hope he doesn’t have to share his new coaching job with Chris Simms!"
"It was fall 98, I witnessed Major deliver a baby in the back of a cab on Red River. He had to perform a C section with a Swiss Army knife and 3 packs of ketchup. He then went to the stadium and threw for 300 yds and 3 TDs."