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9.06.2007

gifts that keep on giving

So I am trying to figure out what to send to Melissa the Missionary for her upcoming birthday in our longstanding Battle of the Tacky Christianesque Products (has it seriously been 9 years?), and I am completely torn. Namely, I'm trying to decide between this , this, and this. Thoughts?

10 Comments:

Anonymous Sister said...

I still think the Mormon hunks win. But I do love the toast thing!

Thursday, September 06, 2007 7:12:00 PM

 
Anonymous kirstin said...

i think i enjoyed that third link a little too much. cuties!

can't you just get her everything? they're all too good to pass up. sorry - i'm no help!

Thursday, September 06, 2007 7:14:00 PM

 
Anonymous the librarian said...

Decisions, decisions...

Is anything for a limited time? Then you could make that priority. They're all winners!

Thursday, September 06, 2007 9:31:00 PM

 
Blogger texasinafrica said...

I think I could do one for Christmas and one for her birthday.

Thursday, September 06, 2007 10:54:00 PM

 
Blogger euphrony said...

Okay ladies, moving from bare Mormans back to Jesus - have you considered a Jesus figurine? There is quite a selection at http://wearefishermen.com/splash.html, including surfer Jesus, cowboy Jesus, and biker Jesus. Give it some thought.

Friday, September 07, 2007 12:24:00 AM

 
Blogger texasinafrica said...

Oh, Euphrony, that's fantastic. This is a longstanding battle that has involved (among many other things) a candle shaped like Jesus, pope soap-on-a-rope, severa glow-in-the-dark plastic Jesuses, a Not-so-Precious moment, and a truly unmentionable WWJD thong. I am always looking for new ideas.

Friday, September 07, 2007 1:14:00 PM

 
Blogger euphrony said...

Read Brant Hansen's blog. Although I did not get this from him, he has a seemingly endless supply of such products to ridicule.

Friday, September 07, 2007 1:27:00 PM

 
Blogger Arnie Adkison said...

I think that the "Threat Alert Jesus" would be a great gift...

www.threatalertjesus.com

Friday, September 07, 2007 3:11:00 PM

 
Anonymous Michael Westmoreland-White said...

This reminds me of an old contest in the '80s by the folks at the Wittenberg Door. Folks were to go into their local "Christian Book Store" and purchase the silliest piece of "Jesus junk" they could find for less than $1 and send a picture of it to the Door. The winner, which the editors decided was the silliest thing they'd seen anywhere at any price was a little cardboard sticky for one's front door that read, "In case of rapture, please feed our pets. Their names are: "

Sigh.

Friday, September 07, 2007 3:24:00 PM

 
Blogger texasinafrica said...

Arnie!!!! I must have one of those!!!

Michael, that's too funny.

Friday, September 07, 2007 4:34:00 PM

 

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