peanuts and cracker jacks
For those of you who care about baseball and today's high holy day, I refer you to "Opening Day Genesis" on McSweeneys. It contains very interesting theological interpretations of the infield fly rule and the problem of evil, expresed as $20 parking.
This concludes Texas in Africa's 2007 baseball season coverage, unless we makes it to a game in DC this summer. This is because, although we enjoy going to a game now and then, in general, we find it difficult to care.