"Africa is, indeed, coming into fashion." - Horace Walpole (1774)

10.19.2006

i need a chronicle

So... you could dress your kid for Halloween as 1) a singer who got caught with a pound and a half of weed (for personal use); 2) a murdered Tejano singer; 3) a cigar-smoking humorist who wants to fund public education off of casino revenue; 4) St. Vince of the Forty Acres; 5) a rock singer who died of a drug od; or 6) the First Lady.

Only one of those costumes is even remotely appropriate for a child. Not to mention that no children I know would ever consider more than one of those costumes as a realistic possibility. And the Statesman wonders why people don't take the paper seriously.

3 Comments:

Blogger Michael Westmoreland-White said...

Well, Laura Bush is appropriately scary.

Sunday, October 22, 2006 1:56:00 PM

 
Blogger texasinafrica said...

No comment!

Sunday, October 22, 2006 8:18:00 PM

 
Blogger UPennBen said...

OMG, I'm all about the Kinky costume.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006 1:46:00 AM

 

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