every star up in the sky was made for me and you
Well, I guess we don't need these anymore. My feelings about celebrities in Africa are so mixed. On the one hand, the publicity is good. On the other, 99% of them don't have a clue what they're talking about, and a lot of times their "help" is anything but. As for Brad and Angelina, oh, my, my, my, what to say He's so hot and she's so insane. I'm dreading the day I see them in Africa. Oh, yes I will. If Bill Clinton shows up at the Intercontinental Kigali on a random Friday in July, you just know that Steve the Lawyer and I are going to run into their celebrity freak show on our springtime gorilla trek in the Virungas.
This concludes the first and only post on celebrities that will ever appear on Texas in Africa. I feel all icky inside.