Things I Don't Understand
1) Gauchos as a fashion statement for those who are not ranchers in South America.
2) Multivariate Analysis.
3) How gay marriage will lead to the collapse of Western Civilization
4) Why anyone would want a hoodie for their iPod.
5) How my dissertation proposal can simultaneously be "almost ready to defend" (what Committee Member A said) and "a completely unorganized disaster" (nicer than what Committee Member C actually said).